Crack Couples

[Angel Rae Taylor]

i'm fine. xD i didn't hurt myself. i promise. <3
and i watched juno last night, only to think of max the entire time. xD
i think i may be insane or obsessed, or both.
P.S. lives are for losers. >.>

BTW MAXIE<3, i think almost everyone that you made a max crackship
banner with has it in their sig. xD i thought that was just hilarious.

i'd post beautiful graphics if i had such talent. but i don't. xD
but i'll eventually put up half decent crackship pictures. c:

[Mallory Beth Vanburn]

[fackingscar]

TO EVERYONE WHO EXPECTED MACRO # 5, I'M NOT DONE. I'M SORRY.
IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A COMPLETELY CANON IMAGE FROM RESCUERS DOWN UNDER:

.... seriously. SERIOUSLY. THIS WASN'T EVEN EDITED. BUT WTF. OMG. D8

[Maximillian Goof]

I quote me and Conner being stupid:
Conner: xDD Oh Gods. Max is going to need a chastity belt sometimes soon xD
MAX!: ... Not even a chastity belt can hold that boy down, yo.
Conner: No....no, everyone will succumb to Max eventually!
MAX!: Of course. Max is the perfect seductor because he doesn't even know he's seducing people.
Conner: And then he'll eventually realize the damage he's done? xD
MAX!: Yeah, unfortunately. Then he'll have a big orgy!
Conner: Max will bring about the end of days with a massive orgy?!
MAX!: Of course! Massive orgies are like.. A+ in his book! 8DDD
Conner: Pffft. Max, you poor, unwitting whore xDD

AND MORE STUFF THAT INSPIRED THIS:
Conner: Hopefully he'll wake up one day and say "Oh...all these people want me. Huh." xD
MAX!: ... Omg, if that happens...
MAX!: GIANT ORGY! GIANT GIANT ORGY!
Conner: xD He'd hand out invitations that just said that?
MAX!: NO.
MAX!: He'd post it on the giant events board.
MAX!: "To whom it may concern:
Giant orgy with Max Goof at seven in dorm seventeen, West! Be there if you're cool. ;D"
Conner: xDDD Perfect. That'd be one packed room though!

... then i got bored and made this because conner had to go:


BUT PLEASE DON'T HATE MAXIE. he's not.. really a whore.. i think..

[Maximillian Goof]

WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT MAXSIL:

[Angel Rae Taylor]

....i can't breathe.
i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe. xD
AND NOW I'M FINE. but seriously. this
is so hilarious, and wonderful. <3333
and i'm fine now, i swear. c:

[Mallory Beth Vanburn]

cuuuz i'm in a funny mood and have been listening to yzmopolis and thinking about the wicked friendship plotting for ursula and yzma

[Vanessa Ursula Black]

*falls over laughing*
OMG! That is so funny!!!
and I just realized.. both of them like Purple...

[Kadar Lungri Khan]

So, I haven't said anything yet, but everything posted here has made me crack up so hard xD

These are so hilarious, keep it up! I'll add something if I can stop being lazy~

[fackingscar]

oh, i love you, beckah. i really do. /this is Max, btw. xD
i really have nothing better to do with my life other than
support crackships and draw slash and write slash and
slash people together. so this is a high honor. really. <3

AND CONNERRRR. you kinda inspired some o' this dumb
stuff, so you're awesome, anyway. =D

[Sydney Lynn Amzy]

so i sat there going " who would be a good cc to do" and then flipping through screencaps i was like YES MUST and then i did. its nothing funny, but it is fairly cute =D if i do say so myself. i hope y'all enjoy!

[fackingscar]

EXCUSE ME I'M JUST GOING 'AWWWW' RIGHT NOW D=
which is the wrong thing to do on a scar account pl0x.

[Mallory Beth Vanburn]

poor scar account bein' scared cuz you went aww lol ;D

[Faye Isabel Tinker]

aww. tink and lumiere would be so cute!
<33333

[Maximillian Goof]

so, when conner and i were rping majake (max/jake) in the ic cbox, i brought up the topic of making a majake banner. which i never really got around to doing until now.

and it sucks, i know.

lyrics are from their theme song so contagious by acceptance. c:



TADAAAA i know it's crap. i just suck.